NAME: Samuel "Wombo" Cletus Crawford

AGE: 22 years old

HEIGHT: 5'9" or 175 cm

SKILLS: best blowjobs in the city, unwavering positivity, has the entirety of the kama sutra memorized and practiced, all the charm and charisma of a stray dog, has an invite to every party and club in the city, soft supple kisses, the ability to please and comfort any type of person, taking good care of his dick despite all the diseases

LIKES: talking to people, marijuana, acid, tequila, puppies, strawberry shortcake, having sex (this is his favorite thing), the chase, Ghoul, shovels, having pencils and things shoved in his pee-hole, being electrocuted, feet, older men, having a good time

DISLIKES: being alone, people being mean to him, being taken seriously

APPEARANCE: pink curled hair, soft fair skin, big eyes that never focus, herbivore teeth, girlish curves, a goofy expression

GOALS: have sex with Ghoul, have sex with everyone, collect every STD

About

Wombo is a guy that has hobbies that sometimes people pay him for despite him never asking for money. Everyone knows him as the most popular male prostitute in the city. depite making thousands a day, the guy lives in an abandoned warehouse, much preferring the nostalgic filth of a good hoard. He loves his life and the world, and sees his success as the universe rewarding him for his troubling childhood. A peice of his brain is missing, he isn't sure where it went.

song is Blowjob Betty by Too $hort